Thursday, November 8, 2007

So who created the common cold?

I have been enlightened to the great scam. The engineers of the tissue created the common cold. They released the 1st nasty strand out into the public 1 month before they released the 1st tissue.
I think those engineers felt bad about it when they started to get this cold. By then it was too late to stop so, they designed the tissue with lotion so it won't tear your nose up too badly.

2 comments:

Verity said...

You may be on to something! Gotta luv Puffs Plus "with lotion." Since moving here we've managed to stay healthy. Which means we'll get sick now that I mentioned that. ;)

Natalie said...

Hahahahaha, that was grrrrreat. AMEN!!! Ooh, have you tried the new Vicks Kleenex? Oh, they're WONDERFUL!!!